This is your favourite part of opening a new box of cereal! The sweet toy ensconsed cozily in the packaging always brightens your morning.
You retrieve one (1) BAZOOKA
Aw man you already have like a thousand of those! You dispose of it in the BAZOOKA PILE in the corner of the kitchen. Boy, Droog sure does get angry about that pile, butwhere else are you going to put them?
You suddenly realise you can hear a scuffle in the hall outside the kitchen. You wonder who that could be? This sounds like a mystery! You immediately switch into detective mode to solve it and in your excitement you forget you’re Clubs Deuce.
>Remember you are Hearts Boxcars
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PLEASE STAND BY WILL RESUME PRESENTLY
Slick puts his backup hat to good use.
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You’re right. Soggy licorice is like crying babies.
You eat it all until none remains.
>Overturn cereal, shit in box
You would never do that! Licorice allsorts are too precious to be tampered with in such a heinous way. The thought of such an action terrifies you.
You make a mental note to try and forget the suggestion ever occured to you.
You are now Clubs Deuce. Of course you remember what happened last night, you have a MEMORY OF SOLID STEEL! You’re just about to sit down to a hearty breakfast of LICORICE ALLSORTS and then see what’s on with the rest of the crew. Oh, there’s Spades on your radio!
He’s asking about last night and calling you Droog. You’re not Droog, and you duly inform Slick so. Slick says it doesn’t matter, and asks if you remember what happened last night. You don’t, but you’d certainly tell him if you did! Slick tells you he’ll be there soon, then hangs up without saying goodbye. He must be angry about something.
It would WEAR him ou-
He’d be ATTIREd of i-
Goddamn you’re bad at puns.
Speaking of Droog, you wonder if he has any idea what happened last night.
That glassy imposter duly dealt with, you return to your room to get your sharp clothes back in order.
Plus it’s cold.
A little blood aint a bad thing; gives the starch some character. Droog on the other hand would be up in arms. Lucky he aint around to see this sight unSUITED for- no…
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Have Droog and Deuce playing Snap.
Eh, this seems to happens a lot; another one aint gonna make no difference.
OH IT’S ON NOW
And that’s why no one messes with the Slick.
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